You aint a killer

This is SO 2005......

Can you name everyone you kissed in '10?
John Slaby, at least 3 babies, at least 15 dogs.

Two people who can always calm you down?
John, Kathleen, My sister

Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
ya

Do you think a lot of people think/talk bad about you?
I wish they'd just tell me, itd make life more interesting.

Name one person you wish you could fix things with?
"you're saying you're leaving so leave then"

How was today?
I wrote a 9 page paper in three hours and found free pizza in the student union and went to dance class which is basically my own stress ~outlet at this time.

Your ex is at your front door! What do you do?
be incredibly confused. give him all of his stuff?

How do you think tomorrow will be?
working at 6 am, class with a dumbass professor, giving myself an at-home pedicure

What are you excited for?
moving, John's art show, summer of love 2010

Could you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
Oh yeah she'd be DTF

Why aren't you with the person you like?
Because he lives like two hours away and has to live in a cave and produce paintings while I live in a somewhat different looking cave and do school work. We communicate often from said caves.

Do you ever get "good morning" texts from anyone?
yes! today it was "goodmorning little love"

When did you last straighten your hair?
Atlantic City vacay

Do you know anyone who should not wear tight clothes?
this is a stupid question.

Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder?
hap pee er

Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
no

Is there a difference between love and in love?
barf

Is there anyone you wish you could be spending time with right now?
oh yeah

What's something that bothers you about girls?
this is a stupid question. girls rule, boys mostly suck.

Is your life falling apart or coming together?
coming together

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
I dont ever

Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
anybody

Could things possibly get any better?
It would be May 15

Today, would you rather go forward a week or back a week?
forward one day, or forward one month

Have you ever copied someone else's homework?
boring

Did anything make you smile today?
how sweet and yum the mango I bought yesterday turned out to be

Do you know who your best friend's currently interested in?
omg i loveeee

You kissed someone today, didn't you?
KISSSS ME ON THE PHONEEEE

Do you ever apologize first?
SURE

Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you laughed together?
wtf

Who is the first person you see in the morning on school days?
my alarm clock, the first person that walks down the street when I leave the house in darkness

Is there a guy that knows everything about you?
a few know a little, a couple know alot, only one matters.

Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
i WISH someone could make me feel awkward

Could you go a day without eating?
can i got three hours? probably not

Who made you laugh last?
when a girl in my criminal investigation class talked about a case where a cyote ate a baby and the primary evidence is that studies have shown that cyotes actually can take a baby's clothes off without tearing them. UM. I COULDNT CONTROL LAUGHING WTF

Who has seen you cry the most?
I don't really cry unless its out of happiness. so "mad" is probably a more appropriate questions...and that would be my mom or anyone thats seen me yell at a guy in a bar.

Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
whatever

Do you want to be single?
no

Were you intoxicated the last time you threw up?
yup. also wasn't in a bathroom.