Wednesday, April 7, 2010

WHERE GRAVITY IS DEAD

I have some things to say:

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT POP TART FLAVORED DRINKS

YOU'RE A BITCH, I WASTED TOO MUCH TIME WITH. THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SAY TO ME? HAVE FUN BEING MISERABLE YOU'RE A LIFE-SUCKING VORTEX. YOU'RE WEAK, A CHEAPSKATE, A LIAR, AND INCAPABLE OF EMPATHIZING WITH OTHER HUMAN BEINGS.

SKIN CANCER IS TERRIFYING

STUPID PROFESSORS ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

APRIL FUCKING SUCKS

I AM ALWAYS AHEAD.

YOU'RE TOO SKINNY AND ARE GROSS. FIX YOUR GODDAMN HAIR.

I AM GRADUATING MAGNA CUM LAUDE.

ICED TEA WILL ALWAYS BE MORE REFRESHING THAN WATER.

FLARED JEANS ARE UGLY.

I FEEL LIKE ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEMSELVES IN THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHER, WEED, BEING DEPENDENT ON THEIR PARENTS, OR LAZINESS. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER PEOPLE.

I NEED TO GET TATTOOD. NEED. MUST. NECESSARY. NEED.

COPS STILL FUCKING SUCK TOO.

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